Friday, March 24, 2006


The ourobouros is a cock ring.

Thursday, March 02, 2006


People ask about politics. They wonder if Endless Dick is "subversive".

Those who ask with aggression betray their fear. Those who ask with hope receive only disappointment. And to both I offer only love as an answer.

I am more liberal than the most liberal liberal.

I am more conservative than the most conservative conservative.

I wander in the erotic dimension between these two standards.

My wake is a shimmering snake that becomes a new frontier, a new boundary.

I trace the seam of possibility itself.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Endless Dick

Which way does Endless Dick orient? Many people listen to their fear and assume it is coming straight for them (a z-axis). But lower it to the earth and it suddenly becomes a path. Follow to see where it leads.

Now reach down, grab, and tilt it forward and away, orienting it as a truss between zenith and ground. Now Endless Dick is a y-axis, and therefore, connected to both heaven and earth.

Now grab the middle and spin like a baton, it has become a horizon, an edge, separating heaven from earth.

Or is Endless Dick many rows of dick, and columns of rows, extending in the distance as far as can be seen, a forest of delights available to all?